Any just for anyone that cares, I spent New Years Eve and this big old country house where everyone got pissed off their face (esp. Me) and i found myself on the roof counselling the poor man who's wife had just left him for another woman.

How do i get into these situations?!

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okay, i can sooo not believe this happened, i am now officially disowned by my entire family!!!

This is what happened...

I woke up on Wednesday, feeling like death, turned my alarm clock off, rolled over and went back to sleep. 30mins later, i sat up, with really bad bed hed, realising i had my great-un cles-ex-wifes-cousins&nbs p;funeral to go to, and only had twenty minutes to get there. I legged it to the shower, only to find there was no hot water and when i emerged from my icy retreat, i found that all my towels were on the other side of the house. So, much to my cousins and his 18 year old friends shock and (most likely) delight, i ran buck-naked across the landing to my room. I quickly got dressed in black (luckily i had the foresight to get my clothes ready the night before) and grabbed some socks and shoes while searching for my evil car keys that always bugger off when i need them. Finally i made to my car, and en route i managed to get my footwear on. Only then did i realise that the socks i was wearing were in fact my colourful xmas socks that play "oh i wish it could be xmas every day" when you press the button. I couldnt do much more than pray that no one would notice them. However, halfway through my great-uncles-ex-wifes speech, i was swinging my legs, trying to get some blood into my toes (it was bloody cold in the church) and a high-pitched tune began to ring out of nowhere. I grinned, thinking some insensitive dumbass had forgotten to turn their mobile off. Then, with a cold sting of horror, i slowly looked down to my feet to realise that my socks were singing!!! I tried squeezing my feet together to muffle the sound, but it was too late.

If looks could kill.

Looks like no Xmas cards for Alex next year!

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Wow, this is so cool! My first ever entry on Baby$hamble$ --- EVER!!!

My mom would be so proud :cry:

Nope, shes not. Heres the conversation we just had;

ME: Hey! Mom, guess what!

MOM: Huh? Oh...Whats that sweets?

ME: I have just created THE best site in the whole entire universe!!

MOM: Thats nice sweets. You couldnt get me a nappy for your sister could you?

ME: (dejectedly) whatever....

NOT exactly the most encouraging parent iv ever met, but i get by. I quite like the idea of being an undiscovered genius, that way, the shock is greater when they finally do IQ tests in school and i have higher than Stephen Hawking.

Yeah...that'll be fun...

Just chattin to a guy mate who is in love with my friend. She doesnt know, because he doesnt know how to tell her. I had a MASSIVE conversation with him about how he felt then, at the end, i asked him what he was gonna do, and he just said "ummmmm... I dunno. Im not that bothered actually..." :x Right- its official...

Guys have the emotional range of a teaspoon

Oh.My.Frickin.God

Yes...yes, its true...

Alex has contructed ANOTHER amazing site. All by herself. And here it is...